He's been trying to get her on his show forever, and today she finally stopped by. Lady Gaga appeared on the Howard Stern radio and TV show and gabbed with the long-locked deejay for an impressive ninety minutes. They were like a regular pair of front porch-sitting, old hags touching on every subject from drugs to sex to Britney Spears. Here are a few memorable sound bites from the edge of Gaga's mouth:
"I really don't give a f--- about money at all."
"I got laid last night."
"It's hard to find a boyfriend who doesn't mind a good tuck."
"Frickin' Britney Spears sang my record! I was doing back flips and ordering drinks!" (referring to "Telephone," which Spears recorded but chose not to release)
"Do I feel like a powerful person in show business? Yeah."
"To any little sweethearts that are listening... don't touch [cocaine], it's the devil."
"Whatever my vagina whispers to me, I say yes... inspiration, it doesn't come all the time."
"See that's the thing, though, is that I had already felt like I had made it: me living in New York paying my own rent, doing my own shows,dressing how I liked, singing how I liked, doing my hair how I liked."
"It's about also knowing in your heart that you may never reach that glorious moment until you die, so live life on the edge -- halfway between heaven and hell -- and let's all dance in the middle in purgatory."
"You know how you know when you really have it? When you've got the nerve."
--JUSTIN JANNISE
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