The World's Largest Gummy Worm
By Noah Michelson
When you stop and think about it, the concept of a gummy worm is gross enough as it is, but some sicko decided that s/he wanted to up the ante and came up this with this monster: A three pound, 4,000 calorie, ribbed version with a "five inch girth" that "makes an amazing gift for now or later due to its year-long shelf life." Girthy? Ribbed? Let us guess: it's also made for easy clean up?
Why do we get the distinct feeling this sucker isn't for ingesting via conventional means (if you catch our drift)?
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