Quickies: Thursday, May 12 2011

5.12.2011

By Noah Michelson

> Levi Johnston releases the cover for his upcoming memoir Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs. Let's hope it's as juicy and bitchy as we're fantasizing it will be.

> Civil unions signed into law in Delaware. The law takes affect on January 1, 2012.

> Football-size cacao beans, once thought to no longer exist, have been found in the jungles of Ecuador. The beans are much less bitter than regular cacao beans, which means they will create a hitherto untasted chocolate even more delicious than the stuff we've been shoveling in our mouths for the last few centuries.

> The National Enquirer is reporting that Martha Stewart is dating Saturday Night Live comedian Seth Meyers. We're having a hard time believing it, but if it's true, all we can say is go on, girl!

> After having her music featured several times on Glee, Lady Gaga wants a role for herself on the hit show.

Tags: Popnography
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