The BillBoard Music Awards Offer The Best and Worst (And The Totally Irrelevant)
Remember when award shows were actually kind of fun? Us, too, and we miss it. Now we're forced to sit through two (or -- god help us three or four) hours of tepid performances and snoozy honorary awards given to people like Neil Diamond. Here is a highlight -- Beyonce killing it so hard we actually feared for our little gays lives for a second or two -- and a lowlight -- zombie Britney (is there any other kind these days?) lipsynching in a special duet with Rihanna (who spent the first half of the song evading a gang of bodiless hands trying to molest her hoo-ha):
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