Morning Cheat Sheet: Snoop Dogg and David Beckham Design Kids Clothes, Alexander Wangs Opulent Digs, Reese Witherspoon Talks Smack

The CFDA and ecommerce site Yoox are combining their powers to raise money to benefit those affected by the Japanese tsunami. Not only are the items on the auction block fabulous (including a photo shoot with Anna Dello Russo and two tickets to Rodarte's spring 2012 show) but 100% of the proceeds are being donated.

Snoop Dogg wants to work with David Beckham on a line of children's clothing.

Alexander Wang's Tribeca apartment somehow manages to be both appealing and appalling: Zebra print rug, leather, shaggy couches, mirrors....it's just...a lot to take in.

Is Lady Gagausing the Blockbuster Express machine at Duane Reade?

Damn you Gwenyth Paltrow! Now you've ruined Jay-Z!

Is Garance Doresending out thinly-veiled nuggets of fashion bitchery? We sure as hell hope so.

Calvin Klein underwear vending machines. What will they think of next?

Oh shut up, Reese Witherspoon.