Quickies: Friday, March 11 2011
By Noah Michelson
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> Charlie Sheen offered a new job: director of a Vivid Entertainment porno.
> Madonna's 99-year-old grandmother passed away just three months shy of her 100th birthday.
> AOL cuts 900 jobs.
> Get your ass to Ticketmaster: Billie Joe returns to Broadway on April 15 for the last three weeks of American Idiot.
> Drag super star Sherry Vine spoofs Lady Gaga's "Born This Way."