Morning Cheat Sheet; Alaïa Defends Galliano, NBC's Fashion Reality Show, Rachel Zoe Has an Alexander McQueen Diaper Bag

The french knitwear master Azzedine Alaiathinks that the pressure to create too many collections is "inhumane" and is probable cause for John Galliano's breakdown.

NBC is jumping on the fashion design Reality TV train. If they don't have Michael Kors' bitchy barbs or Iman's "where the heck is she from?" accent, we're not watching!

Rachel Zoefound an Alexander McQueen diaper bag. We die.

Armani Jeanshas a basketball team? Um, ok....

Playgirl is offering the public $10,000 for a nude picture of Anderson Cooper. Ha, if we had one, we'd never share it....ever.