Quickies: Thursday, January 27 2011
By Noah Michelson
> Someone in Australia using the handle "Back For Wood" on the gay mobile hook up site Scruff is trying to pass himself off as George Michael. Though, with the pop star's track record (and considering the pretty convincing photo [at left] and the fact that the pop star is currently vacationing Down Under), we wouldn't be totally surprised (or disappointed, we should add) if it were Georgie.
> In a new interview, ex-mega church minister Ted Haggard admits he's "bi" and did use the crystal meth he bought from a male escort -- but only when he masturbated. Usually we'd have some kind of kicky punch line here, but Haggard makes us too sad to even spend the time thinking one up.
> Could good taste be coming back in style? Adele's sophomore album, 21, debuts at number one in 14 countries.
> '80s pop star Tiffany chats about accidentally outing the New Kids On The Block's Jonathan Knight: "I didn’t know it was going to be such a big deal... I never meant to hurt him, and I think he’s an awesome person. I really do. He has so much class... 2011 for me is all about ‘I don’t want to know anything.'"
> Oh the irony: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's fan page on his very own social networking site was hacked.