Lady Gaga's New Fragrance: Blood and Semen?
By Max Berlinger
You just can't make this stuff up, folks. Apparently Lady Gaga, purveyor of all things weird, kooky, crazy, insane, bizarre, et al. is monetizing her pop stardom by launching a fragrance -- good for you girl! Make that money! But, dear readers, whatever will this scent smell like? Well, its not going to have base notes of florals with a touch of sandlewood, if you get our drift. Fashionista is reporting that the mistress of monsters wants her eau de toilette is going to smell just like a public bathroom and is requesting that it reek of blood and semen. Girl -- toss in a subtle hint of desperation -- and that's what most gay bars smell like at 3:49am on Sunday mornings.