Trailer Park: Hanna
By Max Berlinger
Can't you just feel it? The holidays! They're practically here. Sugarplums and crap are dancing in our heads and everything! Humanity and the grace of our fellow men are warming our charred little hearts! And yet, somehow, a nihilistic child that doubles as a killing-machine just got our heartbeats a-pumping and oh-so-excited for the movie Hannah. Goodwill and harmony are cool and all, but we love a little kiddie-assassin (Hi Natalie Portman from The Professional!)
Oh, and dare we say it? This movie has our two favorite words in the English (and/or Australian) dictionary: Cate Blanchett. And she is pulling a Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs move (Accent! Suburban mom haircut! Thriller!), which is destined for greatness. Needless to say, we are so excited to see this movie!