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Understanding the homophobic-ethnocentric-sexist mess that was Sex and the City 2 is no small-brained feat. For the aural learners, we suggest listening to the DVD audio commentary. Perhaps hearing director Michael Patrick King's explanation would shed light on why the gay wedding was so...ridiculous. Then again, some people are active learners, and they would be best served by performing various scenes from the film, errr, movie. But for the visual learners out there, well, Vanity Fair has you covered.
Inspired by Christopher Nolan's map for Inception, a detailed flow of events and characters, the wizards at VF conjured up a chart to decoding SATC2's inexplicable series of misguided plot lines. And bad montages. And strange fashion. And representation of gay monogamy. You get the point.
-- PHILLIP B. CROOK
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