Happy Birthday Calvin Klein!

Calvin, Calvin, Calvin. What is there to say about him? He's the grandaddy of minimalism and has built a mega-lifestyle brand that is synonymous with cool, youthful, streetwear. More importantly, though, is that the 68 year old mogul is dating a fetal porn star with a body of a greek statue. Hey, when you've worked as hard as Calvin has to get to this level of power, you deserve a little somethin'-somethin' on the side.

Congrats! We hope your boy-toy gives you an extra special gift tonight.