First of all, can we take a moment to ponder how it is that Elvira has stayed the vision of gothic sultriness for all these years? By our estimation she's older than dirt, yet she looks better on her worst day than Heidi Montag does on her best. Seriously, we think she just may have taken the magical potion offered to Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her because at this point and those gravity-defying ta-tas put JWOWW's to shame.
OK, sorry for that. Back to business: to celebrate the spooktacular festivities of Halloween, Elvira finally has acknowledged her adoring gay fan base and teamed up with Scissor Sisters for some macabrely twisted Trick or Treatin' goodness. Watch the whole thing to catch brilliant cameos by Sir Ian McKellan and Ms. Amanda Lepore (her meteorological presentation is actually life-changingly brilliant).
Oh, and the best quote goes to the Mistress of Darkness herself: "Ew. I wouldn't touch them with a ten-foot pole. Luckily, they'd only touch me if I had a ten-foot pole." ZING.
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