Broadway Bares: Lea Michele in Marie Claire UK

10.1.2010

By Max Berlinger

And so it begins. Our little Broadway diva Lea Michele -- or cloyingly annoying Rachel Berry from Glee! -- is morphing into full-fledged attention whore (minus the attention part) right before our very eyes. We already noticed that Michele was sporting a much leaner physique this season and she wasted no time in putting that hot new bod to work. British Marie Claire features the young triple threat (singing, acting and stripping) this month and in one picture girl gets some semi-nude topless action going on. It's not that scandalous, but it's a definite break from the squeaky-clean dork image perpetuated by the series. 

But let's be honest, everybody knows that musical theater girls are the skankiest. When we were in our high-school musicals (shut up, don't judge), all the smartest straight dudes found some way to get on stage crew. Then they got to see all the teenage trollops running around half (and/or fully) naked backstage. Those sad ladies are so desperate for male attention (seeing as all their male co-stars were too busy worshipping Bernadette Peters and perfecting their Elaine Stritch impersonations to notice them) that they just threw themselves at the greasy-haired potheads who move the sets. 

Looks like someone is already auditioning for the revival of Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

 

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