We of course mean a headline for his newly announced jail sentence in
the U.K., not what might happen in jail. Michael is to be put away for
four weeks, and will spend the next four on probation. He also was
fined around $2,000, all told, for his latest slow-moving driving
offense whilst under the influence of cannabis.
Anyway, the Brit tabloids love some Wham! puns, and we're looking for
the best as they come in. Right now, it's The Sun, with the inspired
"Lock Me Up Before I Can Go-Go", then the po-faced Guardian with "Wham
Rapped" and the dumb-ass Daily Mirror's "WHAM!"
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