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Smuggling drugs into prison the traditional way -- in your rear -- is so passe. The new way, at least until a few days ago at least, is to securely attached them to your pecker through the ingenious use of a rubber band.
Sadly for prisoner Jason Graham, who was being booked into Manatee County Jail, the method wasn't foolproof: he was pulling his pants up and guards heard a noise like to a rubber band snapping, and saw a white object drop out. On closer inspection, it was a broken band and a package of prescription pills.
The pills are described only as "blue" .... Viagra, perhaps? And he wanted that in jail? Surely not ...
Graham, who was only being booked for violating his supervised released on a DUI, was then arrested on charges of drug trafficking and introduction of contraband into a facility, and was being held on a $50,750 bail.
No details are available as to why the band snapped -- whether from poor tying, or the excess size of the package. Or HIS package.
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