Adam, a "formerly" gay man who found the light and was able to cast off his evil, flouncy homosexual ways, apparently wasn't able to give up all the trappings of the gay "lifestyle." While he might not be humping dudes anymore (yeah -- right), he's holding on to that ascot for dear life. We'll keep an eye out for your "Discreet 4 Discreet" ad in the M4M of Craigslist, Adam!
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