Super Stars Turned Sex Toys

6.16.2010

By Noah Michelson

We love it when Out cover stars are then lovingly reproduced as sex toys for creepy straight guys. Top two this week are Lady Gag Gag and Dirty Christina, both brought to you by those classy folks over at Pipedream (site not SFW).

The Christina doll, whose cover actually looks a wee bit like the lady (facially, only), is described as: “This dirty diva is as nasty as they come! She went from being an innocent pop-star princess to a full-fledged slut overnight, and she can't wait to satisfy your every desire!” There’s more, but it gets gross. OK -- grosser.

And Gaga – or Gag Gag as they have cleverly called her to avoid getting their inflatable wipe-clean asses sued, is a delight: “Everybody's going goo-goo for Gag Gag! She's a sweet catholic schoolgirl who became a whore packing a little something more! Meet Lady Gag Gag, the deep-throat drag queen who'll … [removed for good taste] … Just add air and she’ll let you poke-her face. You won’t get caught in a Bad Romance this time! Ra ra oh la la!”

Nice, and real sophisticated.

Oh, there’s also a “Beatin’ Barack” toy that’s …well, you can guess what it does…

Previously > Analyzing Lady Gaga's "Alejandro"

Tags: Popnography
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