“I have a problem with people who are wearing board shorts when they aren’t going to the beach and [my boyfriend] is constantly in surf trunks. He just wears trunks all the time. My best friend is gay, so it doesn’t help. He’s always decked out really hot and then I see my boyfriend and I’m like, ‘I kinda want that one. Even though you don’t like me, I really like you!’”
-- Miley Cyrus lamenting one of the downsides to dating a straight man.
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