"I love [Christmas] without irony, but I understand why some people hate it. It’s a financial burden, it’s an emotional burden, it’s a decorating burden. But it’s a happy time for criminals and a happy time for people who are attracted to elderly men who are overweight and wear velvet. It’s a time for perversion." -- Filmmaker and Christmas-carol fanatic John Waters on his favorite festive season.
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