The Portrait of An Indian Bare
By Alex Wilburn
Oh, Guys with iPhones, my weekend discovery following this story like a stead-forth Nancy Drew to bring you all the facts. The site is a brilliant collage of male-vanity and technological stupidity, but its true éclat, it's je m'en fous lies in the uncertainty: would the apt name for this photographic gallery be "Intimate Revenge on Ex-Boyfriends" or "Douche Bags Appreciate Themselves Without Your Help"? Whether posted out of pride or spite, there is a brief voyeuristic thrill on viewing such coxbombs in their natural habitat.
The comment below each photo are truly the richest value to be gained, and I've selected the top five best from one particular photo, though to whom these are in reference you'll have to track down yourself:
Number 5: "Your face is scary...but your cock is pretty!" Truly the compliment of our generation.
The Twilight comments came fast and hard, so Number 4 is "Edward, Bella was looking for you. Give yourself up to the Volturi!" and Number 3 is the less sensical but more enthused, "He looks like a vampire!! Cute but scare the shit out of me !!!! R U
in New Moon???ahhhhh"
Number 2, the simple "Godric has a great cock." (Though not in reference to his photo, Allan Hyde, who played Godric this summer on HBO's True Blood, is actually featured on the site.)
And Number One, the best for last, is pure poetry.
"I occasionally stand in the bathroom naked, looking pale and tragic."
-- ALEX WILBURN
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