Foosball A La Francaise

Leave it to French quirky-but-fabulous curator Colette to offer something like a Barbie foosball table. Naturally the pink color and flowing hair speaks to any homo with a sporting fetish, but straight boys can get a kick out of it too! Remember, while gays played dress up and reenacted soap operas with Barbies, straight lads were ripping off legs and causing Barbie to tragically burn in her convertible, so something about armless Barbies working a soccer ball works on many levels.