Well, those of us across the pond have until June 7 to find out. Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies apparently polled 1,000 British women to determine which man they would most like to get their mouths on (in the form of a limited-edition popsicle), and the current 007 won. The pop is modeled on Craig as he emerged from the ocean in swim trunks in Casino Royale. The result is a little more Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back than bathing beauty, but I’m not a quibbler when it comes to melting men in my mouth.
Gael! Gael! Gael! (OK, maybe Denzel…)
Vanity Fair is polling us to see whom we find the fairest man of all and the list is refreshingly un-50 Most Beautiful People in the World as it doesn’t stick solely with those who are “hot” at the moment. (I mean, Jakob Dylan is included! He hasn’t been relevant since 1998! (No offense, dude, I’d still totally do you.) Then again, it likely doesn’t matter as Robert Pattinson was winning with 60% of votes at the time of this writing, and though he is a lovely man, clearly teen girls (and, I’m sure, many boys) without lives are stuffing the ballot box. But if you want to see Leo or Clive or Gael (!) take the crown, get snapping!
The Other End of the Spectrum!
So on the flip side of Vanity Fair’s poll of beautiful men is this 20 Sexiest Ugly People list from Nerve . com. You know, people who may not be easy on the eyes, but have a strange appeal anyway. Kinda like Clay Aiken. Except with appeal.
Previously > The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck. Yes.