The Sporno Files: From Quarterback to Beach Boy

5.26.2009

By Jessanne Collins

If you haven't been paying attention to the latest crop of NFL draft picks, now might be a good time to start. Let's begin with Mark Sanchez. The recent USC grad, "already the Jets’ most celebrated quarterback prospect since Joe Namath," (whatever that means) channels his inner David Hasselhoff in GQ's June issue.

The spread, as the Times reports, has caused no small amount of stir in the training camp locker room:

"Sanchez’s brief but shirtless stroll Thursday drew a round of
catcalls. Nose tackle Kris Jenkins suggested a male model walk-off,
like the scene from the movie “Zoolander,” between Sanchez and Kerry
Rhodes, the safety who has been nicknamed Hollywood by his teammates.“
We need to determine the prettiest male in this locker room,” Jenkins said."

Easy there, Jenkins! You just play the football, and leave the rest to the experts.

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