"One of the joys
of being an American is equal treatment. The big debate against gay marriage is that it's a sin, but
that's between the couple in question and their higher
power. It's not the government's decision. Do we
really want to spend all this money fighting couples
from getting a piece of paper? ... And by the way,
telling them they can't get married isn't going to
magically make them un-gay."
--Porn star Stormy Daniels, who's considering a congressional run against prostitute-canoodling Louisiana Republican senator David Vitter and has already embarked on a "listening tour" under the slogan "Stormy
Daniels: Screwing People Honestly."
