The Paris Hilton Fashion Craze!

6.14.2007

By Nick Burns


Photo: Getty Images

Incarcerated celebutante Paris Hilton is the only person who can spark a fashion craze while she's behind bars—and it's not for orange jumpsuits. The heiress is a polarizing person: you either love her or you hate her. Luckily, you can pick a side and show your true colors with a t-shirt, button, mug, mouse pad, bib, or thong. Cafe Press offers 606 (and counting) designs wishing freedom for the heiress or....not.

Here is a list of slogans from each political party. Please note that these are real t-shirts found on Cafe Press. We are non-partisan and don't take credit for any of them.

Pro-Paris:
Free Paris!
Free Tinkerbell!
Jail is Not Hot! Free Paris!
Save the Ho
Free Paris (again)!
Pardon Paris
The Pink Mile
Free Paris. I Haven't Nailed Her Yet!

Anti-Paris:
Don't Free Paris!
F**k Paris. Everyone Else Has
Jail Paris
Paris Gets Shawskanked
Glamour in the Slammer
Stripes. That's Hot.
Free Paris With Purchase of Anti-Viral Medication

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