Christian Bale, Conservative Dresser

The brit who was Batman has generated so many comments on this blog, we started to get curious about his dress sense. A little research revealed that he has three basic looks:

The Ahmadinejad: blazer, open collar with no tie, scruff. Great for award ceremonies and visits to the UN.

Shades of Gray: Charcoal, obsidian, ebony...never let them forget you played Batman.

I'm Such a Stud: baseball cap, adidas, hand on crotch. Indulge him, he thinks it's sexy