Oh, Magic Mike. The hype about you is so overblown at this point, without multiple yards of fully exposed schlong (very doubtful), every homosexual on the planet is going to be sorely disappointed with you.
Oh, we're still gonna go see it, and half the budget is clearly going be recouped by the ticket sales of other such randy queens. But there's a whole week of waiting before the release, so in the meantime check out this hilarious clip show of internet famous gays Louis Virtel, Jeffery Self, Guy Branum, and Bryan Safi reading Magic Mike.
And we don't mean like out of a magazine, darling. Check out the hilarious clip below: