Say hello to Theseus - a humble peasant called upon by Zeus to use his brain and (considerable) brawn to thwart King Hyperion.
Stephen Dorff plays Stavros - Theseus' spunky comrade-in-arms.
Beefcake Kellan Lutz plays Poseidon - shown here wearing the most bizarre (and revealing) costume we've seen yet.
Because you can always use more Kellan Lutz.
Ares, God of War, is played by Daniel Sharman. He looks pretty belligerent here, but something tells us he's a lover and a fighter.
Isabel Lucas plays Athena - we included her because she's gorgeous (and we're suckers for gold lame and lots of fringe.)
With all the helmets and breastplates, it's hard to tell who's hiding under all that armor. We have a hunch it's a few gods, but sculpted body armor will flatter even the most mortal of figures.