The Gayest of 2007
By Out.com Editors
Somewhere in between the endless parade of holiday eggnog and pretentious, authoritative best of 2007 lists, the Out staff took a few precious moments to kick around our personal favorites. Lucky for you we left one hell of a paper trail.
The cast of characters (and we are all characters):
Shana Naomi Krochmal, online editor and all-around inquisitor
Aaron Hicklin, Editor in Chief
Bill Keith, Features Editor
Bruce Shenitz, Editor at Large
Jason Lamphier, Associate Editor
Matthew Breen, Senior Editor
Ready, set, gay! (All spelling and factual errors -- not to mention questionable taste -- are the fault of each individual editor.)
Shana: Question the first: What was the gayest moment of pop culture in 2007?
Aaron: Two women doing things their way stand out for me: Naomi Campbell arriving for community service in 5 inch Christian Louboutin heels, and Beth Ditto stripping for the cover of NME. Love or loathe them, it was pure punk in both cases: bold, audacious, and defiant.
Matt: Two parts: When Jodie Foster called us the "popsicle" magazine but declined to make any response; and when Jodie Foster sort-of came out at that luncheon thanking Cydney Bernard. Oh, and anything Mario Lopez did on Dancing With the Has-Beens.
Bruce: When People magazine DIDN'T put David Hyde-Pierce on its cover after he off-handedly came out in an interview.
Shana: What was the best song to dance your gay ass off to?
Jason: As Out's music editor, I'm obviously the arbiter of all things queerly sonic, so I'll offer the definitive response here: Few can deny the ubiquity and sheer power of the singles "Umbrella" and "Rehab" in 2007. I'll admit I'm no fan of R&B, but Rihanna's infectious ode to undying friendship lured me and every other gay man onto the dance floor every time DJs blasted it from their speakers (thank God for a healthy crop of remixes). Homos sang along, they shimmied, they hugged, and for some inexplicable reason, that sassy Caribbean diva-in-training never got old-even after about 45 weeks at Number 1. Admit it: You will never say the word "umbrella" again without at least mentally following it up with "ella-ella-ay-ay." Like Queen Aretha before her, the girl took a noun and made it her own. Now that's influence.
Aaron: Amy Winehouse was definitely the sound of the summer; you couldn't get away from "Rehab" or her wild eyed and tear-stained mug, or the guilty sense of enjoying the fruits of her substance abuse. I'm still not sure how I feel about Mika's coy dance around his sexuality, but his egregiously flamboyant "Grace Kelly," is pretty flawless pop, and you gotta love a song that can rhyme "purple" with "hurtful."
Joe: "Ready for the Floor" by Hot Chip: pretty and funky at once (Jason and I are obsessed) with homo-y lryics. It's a song about a dude coaxing his wallflower friend to the dance floor: "You're my No. 1 guy....."
Matt: "D.A.N.C.E." by Justice. Fun, euphoric dance music. "Valerie" by Mark Ronson featuring Amy Wino. Funky throwback groove with Winehouse's powerful soul pipes. And it's girl-girl. "Umbrella" Rihanna featuring Jay-Z, was a pretty great dance song, if insidious and omnipresent.
Bill: Since you all have named every goddamned song in the music catalogue from the past year, I'm going with Gwen Stefani's Sweet Escape. It's not so much for 'shaking my gay ass' to, but more for drinking margaritas poolside to, which is a preferable option.