By Out.com Editors
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The locker room after a match. Picture the scene (I know you can; I know you have). Adrenalined. Endorphined. Sweaty. Jocks. Grinning, joshing, back-slapping, hugging, grab-assing. Oiled, pumped, youthful, virile man flesh. Round, hard, dimpled butts as far as the eye can see. Steam. Swinging dicks.
Cue the cheap disco soundtrack and segue seamlessly, oh, so casually, into dick measuring, circle-jerking, deep-throating, and ass pounding: �Oh, yeah!�
Or so I and many other homos would like to think. It is after all the narrative of a thousand gay porn movies. Team sports on the field seen through the distorting eyes of the queer boy look like sex with clothes on�followed by sex with no clothes on in the locker room. In other words, the sad, improbable fantasy of the dweeby or nelly boy who wasn�t picked for the team and had to do with music and movement instead and thus spent the rest of his life wondering feverishly what it would have been like to have �hung� with the jocks, to flick towels with the godlike golden boys.
Well, maybe that was once true. But shockingly and rather wonderfully, this fag fantasy appears to be coming �virtually� true. At least in Europe and Australia. Sport is the new gay porn. Sportsmen on this side of the Atlantic are increasingly openly acknowledging and flirting with their gay fans, � la David Beckham and Freddie Ljungberg (the man who actually looks the way Beckham thinks he looks). Both of these thoroughbreds have posed for spreads in gay magazines (see Ljungberg�s story with Out here), and both have welcomed the attention of gay fans because they �have great taste.� More than this, they and a whole new generation of young bucks, from twinky soccer players like Manchester United�s Alan Smith and Cristiano Ronaldo to rougher prospects like Chelsea�s Joe Cole and AC Milan�s Kak�, keen to emulate their success, are actively pursuing sex-object status in a postmetrosexual, increasingly pornolized world.
In other words, they�re not just sports stars, but sporno stars.