In Outs July issue, we chatted with Janice Dickinson a bit about her new reality show, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. Here are the juicy outtakes we didnt print!
Youve been a busy gal. In addition to launching the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, raising two children, dabbling in photography, and having your life filmed, youve also written your third book, Check Please! Dating, Mating & Extricating, which came out in May. Whats the book about? What juicy details do you divulge this time around?
Juicy! Its all about juicy, baby. This book is for gay and straight audiences alike. I will give you juicy, hedonistic, exotic, erotic details. Its all about getting in and getting out [of relationships] with the least amount of pain and the maximum amount of fun.
So its a how-to guide?
If you dont know how to, youd better hear it from the oracle, the horses mouth. Yep, go to see (neighing) Mr. Ed. Therell be more trials and exciting sexual exploitations of la Janice.
What fabulous gay moments can we expect to see in your new show, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency?
Well, theres Jeff Westin my opinion, the original male supermodel. Hes my assistant, but really, hes been one of my best friends for the last 30 years. He should be immortalized. Hes got more power in his sashay and swish than any of these other shakin bacons. They should all learn from him.
And well see him onscreen?
Oh, yeah, hes already been cast.
In one scene from the show, a rather portly model hopeful
What does portly mean? Define portly.
A little tubby.
No, I dont approve of tub. Iman says, No to fat!
So he ended up stripping down, and he was completely naked, hoping hed make the final cut. You refer to his penis as a dead rabbit. Where on earth did you come up with this term?
That scene is featured in the pilot episode, but it was filmed around Easter. So, you know, the bunny rabbit of Easter.
I heard youve been hanging out at gay clubs a lot lately.
Excuse me? Who the fuck is interviewing me? Youre not good enough, bitch! I can see you swishing there with your pink lips and your red toes. I was and I am the queen of the White Party in Palm Springs. I was crowned the queen of the White Party in South Beach.
I want you to take me out.
If youre not out already, youve got a lot of problems.
How do you think youve influenced gay men and style?
Being the muse of Versace, Valentino, Calvin Klein, Oscar de la Renta. Im buying them their clothes. You put two and two together, bitch. Ive been the muse of all of them because of my perfect body proportions.