GLBT people we�d like to play Survivor with!

Angelina Jolie and Jenny ShimizuBecause they could distract any straight males by making out during the immunity challenges so wed have a better shot at winning.

Elton JohnWed just like to see him trying to survive in the jungle without his baubles, bangles, and beads.

Jake ShearsBecause wed like to keep him warm at nightand he could lead us in rounds round the campfire!

Boy GeorgeHe wouldnt be a threat in the individual immunity challenges, but, really, hed be so annoying hed never make it that far, so hed be an easy vote at the first Tribal Council. Then again, hed be so obnoxious, hed be the one person wed be sure to win against, so maybe wed keep him around.

Christopher RiceWed need someone to spin some dark yarns to take our minds off the relentless boredom that would ensue between challenges.

Ted Allen from Queer EyeIf he couldnt spice up that rice, hed be out of a day job.

Lady BunnyDont you just want to see what her makeup would look like on day 2let alone day 27?

Anderson CooperWed need someone to make sure the producers were putting together a fair and accurate story in the editing room.

Patricia FieldWith her crazy fashion sense, shes about the only one who could make a buff fashionable.

Richard HatchWell, someone would have to show us the ropes!