9 Ways to Break Up With Your Boyfriend
By Out.com Editors
1) I've realized that I'm really an asexual.
2) I want a baby.
3) You looked better when I was drinking.
4) Size really does matter.
5) I always get dumped'and I wanted to see what the other side felt like.
6) My company's just transferred me to Idaho.
7) I want to go to Provincetown and get married.
8) It's me, not you.
9) It's you, not me.