9 Ways to Break Up With Your Boyfriend

7.7.2005

By Out.com Editors

1) I've realized that I'm really an asexual.

2) I want a baby.

3) You looked better when I was drinking.

4) Size really does matter.

5) I always get dumped'and I wanted to see what the other side felt like.

6) My company's just transferred me to Idaho.

7) I want to go to Provincetown and get married.

8) It's me, not you.

9) It's you, not me.

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