5 Reasons a Dog is Better Than A Boyfriend
By Out.com Editors
1. A dog can't disagree with you. Verbally.
2. Few boyfriends can compete with the look of combined adulation and need perfected by dogs over thousands of years of domestication.
3. The boyfriend doesn't require you to get some exercise in order to take care of daily toilet needs.
4. If you come home late without calling, the dog may tear up the house'but he (or she'we're open-minded) won't rip into you.
5. Speaking of female dogs, who else can you call a 'lovely bitch' and mean it?
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