5 Reasons a Dog is Better Than A Boyfriend
By Out.com Editors
1. A dog can�t disagree with you. Verbally.
2. Few boyfriends can compete with the look of combined adulation and need perfected by dogs over thousands of years of domestication.
3. The boyfriend doesn�t require you to get some exercise in order to take care of daily toilet needs.
4. If you come home late without calling, the dog may tear up the house�but he (or she�we�re open-minded) won�t rip into you.
5. Speaking of female dogs, who else can you call a �lovely bitch� and mean it?
Equal Time Bonus: One Reason a Boyfriend is Better
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