8 Reasons It�s Great to be Gay and Over 40

4.14.2005

By Out.com Editors

Eight Reasons It's Great to be Gay and Over 40

1) You don't need a six-pack, just a flat stomach
2) You know the difference between love and lust
3) You can channel-surf right through VH1 shows about the '80s or '90s'living through them was enough
4) You can finally afford a full share on Fire Island
5) You can take Viagra with pride
6) You can stop pretending you like anyone'family included!'who doesn't accept the fact that you're gay
7) You can go out with someone young and hot and not have to be the beautiful one
8) You can afford to go out with someone young and hot and not be the beautiful one

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