1. The last book you read for leisure was Giovannis Roomin high school.
2. You dont know who wrote Giovannis Room.
3. You have absolutely no idea who or what the Mattachine Society, the Violet Quill, or ACT-UP/Queer Nation are.
4. You dont know who the first couple married in San Francisco last year are, and have no idea why they are more than two old dykes.
5. Current events to you is knowing who is fat in Hollywood.
6. You continue to deny that bisexuality exists.
7. You have no clue as to why calling womens genitalia fish constitutes misogyny.
8. You have said variations of the following statement: The AIDS pandemic is over as a result of the antiretroviral cocktails.