9 Ringtones We Wish Were Easily Available

1) Theres No Business from Ethel Mermans Disco Album

2) The farting scene from Blazing Saddles

3) Anything from Danger Mouses Grey Album

4) Paris Hiltons one line from her episode of TVs The OKeefes

5) The vocal track from Jeff Strykers Wild Buck single

6) The theme music from the 1950 womens prison movie Caged

7) The outtakes from Madonnas recordings for Dick Tracy

8) Bill Clinton saying I did not inhale

9) Ashlee Simpsons enhanced vocal from that Saturday Night Live episode