9 Ringtones We Wish Were Easily Available


By Out.com Editors

1) 'There's No Business'' from Ethel Merman's Disco Album

2) The farting scene from Blazing Saddles

3) Anything from Danger Mouse's Grey Album

4) Paris Hilton's one line from her episode of TV's The O'Keefes

5) The vocal track from Jeff Stryker's 'Wild Buck' single

6) The theme music from the 1950 women's prison movie Caged

7) The outtakes from Madonna's recordings for Dick Tracy

8) Bill Clinton saying 'I did not inhale'

9) Ashlee Simpson's 'enhanced' vocal from that Saturday Night Live episode