Nine headlines you will see when hell freezes over.


By Editors

Pope Endorses Gay Marriage

Madonna Takes Home Her Third Oscar

President Bush Joins MENSA

Liza Minnelli and David Gest Reconcile: Lovebirds Again

Elton John Brokers Peace Deal Between Warring Nations

Carson Kressley Fired from Queer Eye: Deemed Too Butch

Nine Out of Ten Gay Men Agree: Abstinence Rules!

Paris Hilton Graduates from Harvard

Rosie O'Donnell Elected President of the NRA