Nine headlines you will see when hell freezes over.
By Out.com Editors
Pope Endorses Gay Marriage
Madonna Takes Home Her Third Oscar
President Bush Joins MENSA
Liza Minnelli and David Gest Reconcile: Lovebirds Again
Elton John Brokers Peace Deal Between Warring Nations
Carson Kressley Fired from Queer Eye: Deemed Too Butch
Nine Out of Ten Gay Men Agree: Abstinence Rules!
Paris Hilton Graduates from Harvard
Rosie O'Donnell Elected President of the NRA