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The New Year�s Resolutions I�ve Already Broken

The New Year�s Resolutions I�ve Already Broken

1. I will not spend any time online at any site that involves the combination of letters and numbers: M4M.

2. I will not use the word girl unless the person Im talking about has a vagina.

3. I will get back into those G-Star jeans that I bought and wore once before Thanksgiving happened.

4. I will not spend any time online at any site that involves the combination of letters and numbers: M4Mat work.

5. I will put more money in a savings account than I spend on sunglasses.

6. I will read more classic literatureand outdated issues of People dont count as classic.

7. Im going to be really, really nice to everyone. Even people I work with.

8. The gymreally.

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