Six Favorite Things To Do For the Holidays
By Bruce Shenitz
1. Get in touch with your inner Sugarplum Fairy.
2. Find five cute guys and show them that, �Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.�
3. Go to a bear Christmas party and sit in Santa�s lap�as many of them as you can!
4. Find someone and demonstrate that giving really is better than receiving.
5. Send coal-filled stockings to your least-favorite homophobic congresspeople.
6. Drive people at work crazy doing your best Bob Cratchit: �But it�s Christmas, sir��