Six Favorite Things To Do For the Holidays


By Bruce Shenitz

1. Get in touch with your inner Sugarplum Fairy.

2. Find five cute guys and show them that, 'Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.'

3. Go to a bear Christmas party and sit in Santa's lap'as many of them as you can!

4. Find someone and demonstrate that giving really is better than receiving.

5. Send coal-filled stockings to your least-favorite homophobic congresspeople.

6. Drive people at work crazy doing your best Bob Cratchit: 'But it's Christmas, sir''