Six Favorite Things To Do For the Holidays

1. Get in touch with your inner Sugarplum Fairy.

2. Find five cute guys and show them that, Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

3. Go to a bear Christmas party and sit in Santas lapas many of them as you can!

4. Find someone and demonstrate that giving really is better than receiving.

5. Send coal-filled stockings to your least-favorite homophobic congresspeople.

6. Drive people at work crazy doing your best Bob Cratchit: But its Christmas, sir