10. You watch any television program or movie featuring a member of a boy band.
9. Your dream job is working at the Abercrombie & Fitch at the local mall.
8. You cant wait to get your drivers license.
7. You eat nachos at least once a week, pizza every three days, and still wonder why you arent losing weight.
6. You pinch the arms of boys you like and run away giggling.
5. You have more than three San Rio accessories on your person at this very moment.
4. You say things like, He and I finally went to second base last night.
3. You think drinking coffee at Dennys past 11 p.m. is totally rebellious.
2. You are considering changing your name to Mary J. to maintain street cred.
1. You think that assassinating Cameron Diaz would give you a chance with Justin Timberlake.
