Not on My Gay TV!

Just because there are now several gay TV channels offering everything from queer reality shows to Golden Girls re-runs, that doesn't mean that every homo with a show idea is going to be making it to the airwaves soon. Here are some show ideas that you won't see on your gay TV.

The Anita Bryant/Pat Robertson News Report

The k.d. lang Makeover Show

Elton John's Interior Design on a Budget

Sewing with Nancy: Who Needs Designer Clothing When You Can Make Your Own?

Jay McCarroll's Etiquette Hour

Fred Phelps Sermonette

Gay on $10 a Day

Ask Dr. Laura

Re-Runs of The 700 Club