While we're on the notion of "the perfect male specimen," may I throw my nomination into the ring: Katy Perry's backup dancer Malik LeNost. Sure, Pietro Boselli is foine with a capital "OINE" but how's his wig game, though? And was Mr. Boselli ever wrongly accused of dating the international pop tart? Don't think so.
Here are 10 times Malik LeNost snatched all the wigs -- and our hearts.
When he provided this pretty solid argument against manscaping
When he showed us the only way to hold a drink -- like a goddamn lady
When he showed us how to serve face and body, while stealing the spotlight
That time he served Yojimbo by way of Commes de Garcon realness while cold chillin' like a boss
That time he took out Margot Robbie then stole her and Jada's man without so much as an apology
That time he befriended national treasure, Missy Elliott
That time he was just feeling his oats, living his life and rocking his wig game
That time he did the world a favor and broke up Katy Perry and Russell Brand
When he showed us how to luxuriate on a yacht
When he showed us how to deal with basic bitches -- or basic coat racks -- being in your way
Les Fabian Brathwaite, noted teenage dream